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jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
That guy is a total jack-twat!
by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020
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twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words
by debras carer December 5, 2023
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Twat

Twat is something you call someone when they are being difficult or cute or when you have nothing else to call someone you say twat because they are being a prick
No dont do that i want it

Fine you Twat
by twatcreatormuahahah February 26, 2021
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Twat squat

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
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Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall
Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”
by English bloke May 23, 2023
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Twat

The past tense of 'tweet'.

The third-person singular simple present indicative form of tweet is 'twats'.

The present participle of tweet is 'twating'.

The past participle of tweet is 'twated'.
"I felt presidential when I twat at 3am".
by ClickyKnees February 22, 2019
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