alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

I honestly find it the funniest shit ever and I don't know why.

I always find brain rot shit like Skibidi Toilet funny as fuck for absolutely no reason.

by iluvdarkthrone 🖤 June 12, 2024

Toilet chalk

When you take a dump, and the bowl has brown streaks in it.

Someone took a huge Toilet Chalk...look at all those streK marks.

by Suburban pack May 5, 2023

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh means, I have defacated on 367 homeless people because they refused to Ben Dover and hit the atomic bombastic Griddy on the gas station I commuted arson on.

Mike:yo what did you do on the weekend?
Hawk:Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh
Tuah:YO IM FINNA CALL THE COPS ON YO

by Stsgshensbhshs October 11, 2024

Skibidi toilet

Sigma baby gronk rizzes up ice spice with a level 3 gyat common Kai cenat ishowspeed W skibidi sigma

I edge to skibidi toilet

by anonymous October 31, 2023

skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz

To say “skibidi toilet ohio with that level 5 gyatt rizz”

Person: “Shows butt”
Person 2: You have a skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz, damn!

by Brainrot god May 8, 2024

toilet paper

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.

Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020