“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”
-Andy Noel-
-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021

by klibz17 November 24, 2020

by Lexi berry October 13, 2020

by Mr K Piggly Wiggly December 30, 2023

by Taylormade619 June 22, 2025

she da swaggiest person on da earth
she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith
she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith
by clothehoe October 9, 2016

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
