park like OJ

To park like OJ Simpson parked his vehicle on the night of the murders. When your vehicle is not parked correctly. Any deviation fron parking parallel to the curb. When you approach a car and you see that it is not parked correctly. When you assume someone hurriedly parked a vehicle.

Dude must have been in a hurry because he park like OJ.

I often laugh when i see how my mom parks her car, she park like OJ.

by charles allen March 1, 2008

burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

Bangin' Like A Biscuit

Used to describe something that is so awesome or just flat out bangin', that these are the only words that will compare. Most commonly used by Jesse Wellens from BfvsGf and PrankvsPrank. An expression that is worthy of recognition, saaan!

Jesse: Yo, this cookie is bangin' like a biscuit, saaan!

by Bozo29 September 12, 2014

Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake

This pillow is soft like pancakes

by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015