Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Ice Cream Burp

Whenever you eat a type of ice cream and you burp and the aroma of the ice cream comes back up.

"I just ate a pound of ice cream and experienced an ice cream burp."

by tweetr March 28, 2023

rectal igloo cream

once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!

i have been rectal igloo cream rn

by pussy ass April 11, 2023

Lemon Cream Pop

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.

by FishMounter September 13, 2011

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious May 7, 2018

cookie cookie cream

A slang term used for crack

In the song "Eazy Duz It" by NWA there is a line in the third verse "He used to have all diamonds and rings
but the cookie cookie cream, took all those things."

by VinnyThaOne December 7, 2016