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by JocieLD July 21, 2021
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were you never gt what you want and you will sit lone with you kids while you contimplate your life and wonder why your wife left you and why she gave you the kids.
i hte my life im going to go jump off a bridge because LOVE isnt real
by SpooderMan_69420 February 15, 2022
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Something you never get and something I get whenever Specifically when you go to say, "Hello!", to your crush and you get a bubbly feeling in your stomach.

Sometimes in your genitals. Though, this version of "Love" is referred to as, "Incestuous Lust". It is not recommended to have that feeling. It is also recommended to bash that person in the fucking skull if you feel any "Incestuous Lust" if they are closer than your 4th cousin.

Now, you have the bubbly feeling in your stomach. You're heart stops, awaiting the answer of your crush. She pauses, thinks, then says, "Ayo, Hunter, we're siblings. Would doing it in front of our parents be more or less kinky?"

SHIT! You've done it again. It would be kinky (and pretty hot), but you'll most definitely lose all of any inheritance you would get. Try again.

You meet a completely new girl. She is smart, she looks good and is interested in the same things you are.
But, unfortunately, it is almost impossible to utter a word out of that pathetic mouth of yours. You can only seeth and cope with the situation. You continually, over the next 10 months, stalk her and learn about everything she likes. You eventually mold your entire personality to be compatible with yours.

But alas, it will fail. Instead, be like me and fuck your opponent's mother in the room next to theirs. Rail them like no tomorrow. Anyway, Hunter, you can join her and me if you want. Au revoir, mon petit fils ;)
Person 1: "Damn, Hunter has so much love but no pussy. What a pathetic guy"
Person 2: "Yeah, but Anon is railing his mother in the room next to Hunter. Let's ask if we could join his love-fueled intercourse"
Person 1: "Yeah, but make sure this doesn't become incestuous lust like last time"
by IRailMothers May 6, 2022
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The amalgamation of pain similar to birth and getting kicked in the crotch.
Oh, I don't think I can make it to the party I'm in major love.
by Pseudonym7157 December 2, 2009
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Love is when you can not stop thinking about someone. Everything you do reminds you of them. You have that feeling, that no one can describe. When you see them, you do anything to get them to notice you, and when they do you get so nervous and happy you don't even know what to think. When they smile, holy shit when they smile.. your whole world just evolves around them. That look that he gives you. You would do anything to get him to look at you like that again. There are so many people he would choose over you, but that doesn't matter. You always dream of you and him being together even though deep inside you know it won't happen, but maybe it will. Maybe.

Yeah.. that's love.
by xxdestxx May 12, 2014
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Something that can last a lifetime and for people who actually give a fuck
"I love u" whisperd calvin
"FUCK OFF" screamed Julia
by That girl named... January 21, 2018
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Way too complicated to define, and definition that you may have is wrong! The only way that you'll know what love is is to expirience it yourself
"Love: Avoid if at all possible."

-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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