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shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
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GOAT

G: Great

O: Ompalompa
A: As
T: Trash
Her: That makes you a goat
Him: Goats a good thing though

Her: Great Ompaloompa As Trash
Him: you just made that up
by perfectlyfomulated June 15, 2016
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Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.
Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.
by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015
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Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.
Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.
by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022
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THE GOAT

THE GROSSEST OF ALL TIME
Hitler and Yonson are THE GOATS
by Itsjustguy January 27, 2023
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Goat

Mima2222
Goat
by Yasscola March 25, 2022
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deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer
"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"
by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023
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