Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021
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Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 10, 2015
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bar shock

when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning
by whosurplug June 02, 2017
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Gold Bar Menedez

1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”

“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”

“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 26, 2025
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Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 08, 2019
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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 03, 2024
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cream filled dicky bar

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head
Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya
by gun3 February 15, 2011
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