In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
Get the Acting like a granola barmug. Adj.
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009
Get the Whammy Bar Statusmug. Hey man wanna hit up the juice bar? I got blue razz lemonade, you gotta try it!
I'd love to! I got my watermelon juice to bring!
I'd love to! I got my watermelon juice to bring!
by Nipple Cream Dealer May 29, 2019
Get the Juice Barmug. A Jewish name. Usually a girl's name, but can also be a boy name. In Hebrew, it mean wild, but not as in crazy, wild as in nature. In Hebrew it is usually used with other words. Eg. In Hebrew, a boar is a wild-pig, or a Bar-pig. My name is Bar. It is a synonym for the Hebrew word Teva, meaning nature. in Hebrew it is בר
Hi, my name is Bar.
by Merav Daniel yt October 19, 2020
Get the Barmug. When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
Get the Blue barsmug. by sound of freedom March 15, 2021
Get the Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.mug. 