toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap

bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!

by toiletsoap May 30, 2025

toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum

Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69

by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022

toilet-taddle

a man talking about his homo-sexual experiences

im tired of listening to that billy gee's toilet-taddle

by Gambino6 January 10, 2023

toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

toilet paper gives me an itchy ass

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023

Toilet

A Mobile Gamer's Chair.

Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.

by StuckOnStupid21 July 17, 2023