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slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
by Hannah July 17, 2004
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Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.
After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning April 12, 2016
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Finger Slap

Slapping one's annoyance using a powerful whip-like thrust of one's fingers.
Maria finger slapped her annoying and obnoxious brother.
by STEFLOG February 21, 2009
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slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.
Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.
by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014
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360 slap

When a person is getting to close

When a person is messing with you

When people is looking at you wrong
mann she got 2 close, so i did a supaspin and 360 slapped dat hoe!
by numba1 August 23, 2007
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pony slap

When a bitch slap just isn't good enough...Everyone loves ponies, therefore, this type of slap is even more offensive and is best used when the situation leading to the slap is irrational, recurring, or just plain incomprehensible.
"Every day it's something new with her! Sometimes, I just want to pony slap our webmaster."
by VTVaJayJay October 16, 2008
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The Good Slap

(noun)-Similar to the stockholm syndrome. When your abusive partner, girlfriend or boyfriend beats your ass silly enough to stay with them or keep going back after you leave time and time again.
If you want your women to stay with you, you need to put down The Good Slap. Beat her ass. She aint going nowhere.
by Rusty Fleetwood October 30, 2008
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