Lachlan: Dude, this chick and I had some really bad pong sex. I could almost hear the beeping noises!
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?
by HighLordWolnir February 12, 2021
Get the Pong Sexmug. 1) someone who travels for the purpose of pursuing a sexual act.
2) a person whose main goal of travelling is obtaining a sexual experience with someone.
2) a person whose main goal of travelling is obtaining a sexual experience with someone.
Have you seen Christian lately?
No, I haven't. He went to London last week, he's supposed to have a date with some hot girl he met on Facebook. Apparently, they talked a lot about sex and figured out they have a lot in common in that area...I bet he'll have a hell of a time like he always do. He's such a sex nomad.
No, I haven't. He went to London last week, he's supposed to have a date with some hot girl he met on Facebook. Apparently, they talked a lot about sex and figured out they have a lot in common in that area...I bet he'll have a hell of a time like he always do. He's such a sex nomad.
by proxy united July 29, 2020
Get the sex nomadmug. As an exquisite female blesses you with her pulsing orgasm, the thick, syrup like candy that oozes from her sex heaven. Often tasting like cotton candy mated with pure sex.
"I've never been as close to heaven as when Amanda spread her lips and pulsed out 2 shots of sex sugar right down my throat! It was like a liquid pixie stick!"
by squishcreator September 28, 2015
Get the sex sugarmug. 'dude i had some like mad chainsaw sex last night. my asshole /is/ most certainly bleeding.'
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)
by NIPPINS-monghed August 8, 2015
Get the chainsaw sexmug. The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.
Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022
Get the Competitive Sexmug. Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.
As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.
by Kate Charlton August 21, 2008
Get the Symphony Sexmug. The act of two male bodies' double-penetrating a female, wherein the female serves as the meat between the two men, each of whose erect penises is affixed within the female, one in her anus and the other in her vagina. Generally, the male bodies avoid physical contact, although incidental contact is usually unavoidable; however, such contact normally does not serve as a deterrent for even heterosexual men who create a sex sandwich due to the extreme physical pleasure and sexual arousal caused by such an act. The female may face either upward or downward in the sandwich and is often adorned with makeup and even jewelry and/or high heels/boots but rarely anything else. All three bodies are otherwise nude. The sex sandwich is often regarded as one of the hottest sexual positions that can be achieved.
Dan and Keith enjoyed a sex sandwich with Katie last night before simultaneously cumming on the young blonde's face.
by captainclutch86 May 21, 2016
Get the Sex sandwichmug.