Anal sausage

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.

I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.

by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015

Sausage Pie

seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.

Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?

Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams June 16, 2018

Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.

"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"

by That seabear kid September 6, 2019

Hot Sausage

When you penis is hot like a fresh cooked meal from contracting a sexually transmitted disease

I can’t believe I fucked that bitch raw now I got a hot sausage

by Saucemane April 13, 2022