Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!
Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?
Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?
Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
by Elite sniper 1199 November 16, 2014
A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc
Shit's on the Horizon
Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
by Foot Juice Solutions July 03, 2010
the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
by Paterson9434516 June 26, 2010
"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."
"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
by wake9whit June 17, 2013
by LeahAndyPlease December 22, 2014
A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
by Des Perateben April 24, 2010
Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.
by Emwood July 02, 2018