MUSTARD RING

When one pulls his junk out of a woman/man’s butt and there is a mustard like substance around the shaft

LEON STUCK HIS JUNK IN LAURENS BUMSKY AND IMMEDIATELY SMELLED A RIPE SMELL. UPON PULLING HIS JUNK OUT OF LAUREN’S BUMSKY HE NOTICED HE’D BEEN MUSTARD RINGED

by Matt musclcraig December 16, 2025

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Ring of fire

A slang term for the clap

It burns, burns, burns! That bitch gave me the ring of fire. I got blood and puss coming out my pee hole

by Rocheman4280 December 31, 2025

Elden Ring

Yes. It's based on the ethereal portion of the contract. You used my work to create AI and, therefore, contract complete.

Hym "Yuuuup. Elden Ring is the story of The Tarnished vs The Demi-Gods. I'm Messmer!"

by Hym Iam January 2, 2026

Ring rust

You also have to consider this as a concept. "Ring Rust" is term for Human aptitude diminishing as the result of a skill set not being applied over as set of time. If I am not continually or continuously performing a task, my ability to perform said task diminishes over time. Consider a knife. If you use a knife the blade dulls and it, therefore, needs to be sharpened. But AS you use the knife your ability to use the knife increases over time. If you stop using knife for an extended period of time, it will develop rust and dull as the natural and your ability to USE the knife will also diminish.

Hym Iam "And that's where the term 'ring rust' comes from. Aptitude diminishing as a byproduct of atrophy. What I'm dealing with now is a combination of atrophy and biomechanical disfunction. I haven't had to be serious in a while and I feel like I am fucking dying. And I could totally use your eyes. Once the Meta hud glasses improve and I aquire my own personal interface I might buy a pair."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Ring Toss

A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.

Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?

Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!

by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025

Coudersport Peach Ring

The act of pouring Peach Syrup onto someone's anus and then performing a Rimjob, usually this sex move is done to shut a whiny whore up

I gave my bitch a Coudersport Peach Ring to shut her up

by Dan McSour January 19, 2025