An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
You have nigger rights
by I have rights April 18, 2022
A more honest name for what is often called positive discrimination. Used by those that realise that Positive Discriminaction is an oxymoron and discrimination is discrimination no matter which way it swings.
Also has a sibling, Right On Sexism.
Also has a sibling, Right On Sexism.
There used to be an Ethnic Minorities Centre in town, but that was okay because it was Right On Racism.
by Stone in Shoe Bob January 31, 2021
Yo Jerry did you see the real and totally cool allegations towards Logan Paul?
Hell yeah I did I heard he also made a really bad apology video after saying “I think there’s someone hanging right there” in that one video he made.
Hell yeah I did I heard he also made a really bad apology video after saying “I think there’s someone hanging right there” in that one video he made.
by TheIdiot37 November 24, 2024
by quack? October 30, 2020
by subal00 December 01, 2020
In a Hypocractic form of government, the inalienable right to say one thing and do another, as exemplified by Senator Lindsey Graham.
'"Use my words against me" doesn't mean "hold me accountable"', said Graham. "As a Republican, I am exercising my Hypocratic Right to say and do anything I want to."
by Monkey's Dad September 22, 2020