tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners

that tom pooley, hes a lad

by s.Rai March 4, 2010

Tom's Angels

The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.

Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?

You: No

Me: Well, you should

You: Alright then

Me: See you there

by dotto train September 26, 2009

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Tom Kakara

The purest example of awesomeness, perfection, and coolness. When God said he would make mankind in his likeness, Tom was the ultimate prototype

Man that Harley is Tom Kakara

by bone2069 November 30, 2010

Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

tom-ble weel

when two men give each other a blow job at the same time and they form a circle.

"oh damn i feel perverted, wanna have a tom-ble weel?

by not a homose November 7, 2010

tom orchison

Arsehole guy who is definitely the best drummer in the world. aside from robbie

Yo tom orchison and robbie were at the cockwash fest yesterday bustin some sick beats on there drums! Brrraapp!

by Tom the gay November 10, 2008