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cool story 9000 bro

Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO
by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011
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Cool Hand Luke

Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.
My luvah man slipped me a Cool Hand Luke last night and made it hotter to take it in the ass.
by Pratipax & Battman January 29, 2009
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dry ice cool

Slang.

awesome: used to indicate extreme approval or admiration ( slang ) "dry ice cool," DIC.
I am in Tokoyo, kinda cool.
Kinda cool? That is dry ice cool, Peter.
Dry ice cool?

Like about as cool as it gets (−78.5 °C (−109.3 °F), DIC.
by Shanna Lynn May 22, 2010
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hats are for cool people only

wear them or you are a big fat gay person and just wear them
hats are for cool people only
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Cool beanz on hard ground

A famous saying which highlights the key factors of the entire universe and only those who are willing to put many years of research and commitment into what the true meaning is will know the true meaning of life itself. Also a better version of cool beans.
"That's how the saying goes, Cool beanz on hard ground!"
"Bruh, Cool beanz on hard ground."
by yeehawliberals April 21, 2019
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Poo sex cool bro

The coolest group ever (360 dabs everywhere). When in the group you will drown in pussy and become the gods of poo.
Edward : imagine not being in poo sex cool bro
Archie : only gays would do that
by THE AMERICAN GEEZA June 27, 2020
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Really cool awesome person

A guy named Lennon, is a really cool awesome person.
by Broodguy June 23, 2023
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