blue-berry muffin

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

by thecreeper August 7, 2006

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

San Fransisco Muffin

The vagina of a man who had a sex change to a woman who lives in San Fransisco.

"Dude did you see Karly's San Fransisco Muffin last night? that snatch didnt even look like a pussy"

by PheeNoIVI September 28, 2009

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.

Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

by chhyea i'm anonymousss October 15, 2006

Raisin Muffin Top

A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.

My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.

by ZMAN0218 January 14, 2009

Egg Mom Muffin

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

by Wendy's Fry Guy May 12, 2012

double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020