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super general monster cock

the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.

*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.

Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
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queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place
I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place
by davy likes penis April 11, 2010
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loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO
That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.
by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009
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One Eyed Sea Monster

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!
by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010
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M-m-m-monster Kill

A phrase from Unreal Tournament and Unreal Tournament 2004 used as an award for getting 6 kills in a short amount of time. The effects in the sound are the letter M skipping 3 times (hence M-M-M-) and the word Kill echoing three times.

Awards preceding Monster Kill are Double Kill, Multi Kill, Mega Kill and ULTRA KILL, with LUDACRIS KILL! and H O L Y S H I T! coming after Monster Kill.
UT Announcer: Double ki- Multi kill! Mega KillULTRA KILL!!! M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

(note: the reason multi kill and mega kill are shortened is that usually the player is getting kills so quickly that there is not enough time for the announcer to utter the entire phrase and it is cut off, replaced by the next award sound. The ULTRA KILL phrase is also commonly completely replaced by the announcement of Killing Spree, when the player scores 5 kills without dying.)
by Reginald Maulding November 16, 2006
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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017
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A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!
by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008
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