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Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
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mad stupes

1. The point at which something goes beyond the realm of "mad stupid" and reaches the point of pure silliness and the non-sensical. Can refer to people, situations, or ideas.

2. Expressing disbelief that someone or something could be so very, very stupid.
Laine: That's mad stupes.

No further context is necessary.
by alwaysontwitter May 24, 2011
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Mad Beezy

Rap Artist from the west coast of the map also known as Mad Beezy Goriila Mang aka Mr 52.80 baby in affiliation with Beezy Entertainment.
Who That Iz! Its Mad Beezy Goriila Mang aka Mr 52.80 baby
by mad beezy May 27, 2011
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Mad jackin'

When someone is on Facebook, via mobile device. This can include but not be limited to: updating Fabo status, Facebook stalking, changing profile pic, etc. Does not include Twitter, Myspace, nor Xanga due to gayness of said sites.
Abbey was mad jackin' all during psych class so now her phone battery is low.
by jakeyjake8872 June 3, 2011
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Chick Mad

When someone becomes ultra enraged defending their point of view beyond the point of reasonableness despite all logic and, especially, facts leading to the contrary. In most cases, men are the victims of the wrath of someone who has become chick mad.
When we asked the new, effeminate waiter to separate the tab in the same pub we had been drinking in and separating tabs for years, he became chick mad in his insistance to the contrary despite our history in the bar, the fact that we tip at around 50% of said tabs and the manager saying there was no such policy.
by kdphx October 29, 2010
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Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.
Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.
by Kill your god November 19, 2010
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your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010
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