May 17th 

The day you can get back with your bitch and fuck like its the first time again

Bitch its may 17th you know what that means...

May 17th by Ballboy #1 May 16, 2022

May 17

It is Natalia‘s birthday the most important day of the whole year any other holiday besides this is just useless in May 17 is just amazing

Oh my God is May 17 let’s give Natalia 1 million1 billion dollors. For real she’s such an amazing awesome person I love her so much so funny

May 17 by Natalia ruiz May 16, 2022

May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

May 17 by Nana Jan May 16, 2022

May 16th 

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

May 16th by Beanflicker2003 May 16, 2022

may 17

national out with your bestfriend day

hey its may 17 wanna make out

may 17 by qkfbdjjwja May 16, 2022

May 17th 

The word being defined: You guys should really clean your vaginas. A myth is that vaginas clean themselves. Yes, it does, actually. But it flushes away all the harmful bacteria for you. You cannot live forever knowing your vagina is gonna save the day. Please. Wash your vagina. Your vagina won't single handedly do it for you and just pop out hands to clean it for you. Clean your butthole too. Many of you women don't clean. Please clean it. Seriously. No joke.

being defined hey! didn't you know May 17th is national clean your vagina day? you should probably really clean your vagina lol

May 17th by spookilistic May 17, 2022

May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

May 18 by TesticleTim May 17, 2022