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The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023
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Boomerang gay/lesbian

A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).

It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.

This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”

So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.

Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
by Tristan le July 10, 2023
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Lesbian Sex

When two women collide pussies together to try and squirt their magic fairy dust pussy juice into the other.
Girl 1: "Wow, I want to try that with my hot babe of a girlfriend!"
Girl 2: "What, Lesbian sex?"
by princesspostal July 17, 2023
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Gay/lesbian

So basically someone that is sexually attracted to the same gender for example
Sailor Uranus and sailor neptune
by Zelda_kit89 August 2, 2023
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Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"
The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021
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Lesbian

Non-men loving non-men, it doesn't needs to be only woman loving woman, it can also be someone that falls under the trans umbrella (agender, nonbinary, etc)
"She is lesbian!" but u can replace the "she" with many pronouns
by Shitbearphobia1111 November 21, 2021
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Lesbian

Girl or nb ppl facing a long-term single situation.
She's been single for a while, right ?

Yes, it's normal, she's a lesbian.
by Dessepotism November 27, 2021
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