bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.

Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.

by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

by Koogai February 19, 2020

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020

Charolais Lunch

Another term for cum, sperm, seamen, ejaculate, etc.

My buddy Dilly from up north took a milf home from the bar and she told him to dump his wad in her so he gave her the ol’ Charolais Lunch.

by corndogthief May 26, 2020

Scousers lunch

A scousers dinner is commonly used to describe roadkill

Wow that flattened rat would make a great scousers lunch

by Mcfc93:20 July 3, 2020

Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.

by Mghese July 20, 2020

retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.

"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞

by Young talk September 2, 2020