pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 03, 2018

killing white mice

Inserting a tampon and the string looks like a mouses tail hanging out of her vagina.

omg, my girlfriend is such moody bitch right now, she must be killing white mice.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017

Jill kill

A young Hispanic teen who is “bout that life” from Allapattah 18block

“Jill kill is a hitter” said by others

by Makmiami October 13, 2019

Baggin kills

When someone acquires a new sexual encounter smash fuck

Bro were you baggin kills Last night?
You know I was Shelby and I fucked

by Gyeon May 28, 2019

Kill 'Em All

By far the best Metallica album followed by Ride the Lightning and Master Of Puppets. Kill 'Em All thrashy, melodic, had blistering solos, and I just love everything about the album. Also, Hit The Lights is my favourite Metallica song and probably the best opening to an album in the history of music. It's full of raw energy. Dave Mustaine also wrote some of the riffs which is pretty telling because if you listen to Mechanix by Megadeth and The Four Horsemen side by side, then you can tell Dave wrote the riff.

Songs in order:

1. Hit The Lights
2. The Four Horsemen
3. Motorbreath
4. Jump In The Fire
5. Pulling Teeth (Anaesthesia)
6. Whiplash
7. Phantom Lord
8. No Remorse
9. Seek & Destroy
10. Metal Militia

Kill 'Em All is not only the best Metallica album, but the best album in music history. Not one bad song in it.

by UltimateDoge January 02, 2025

Netflix & Kill

Enjoying some down time by watching a horror film on Netflix

Having a Netflix & Kill night- watching the entire Saw series and finishing with the Purge.

by Scrubby-dog September 23, 2018