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June 23

The day where all the girls can ask some out and the other person can’t say no...
Girl : Hey it’s June 23 that’s means I can ask my crush out

Boy : Oh here I come
by julia...3 June 23, 2020
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June 21st

The day when every Lara on this planet has to give her boyfriend anal sex
by Bobočobo June 21, 2022
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June 1

the day that gd 2.206 released
dude: its June 1 gd 2.206 releases today
other dude: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Player3616 June 1, 2024
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June 14th

On June 14th you have the chance to hug your crush gf or bf
Oh snap its June 14th im gonna hug my crush today!
by June 14th June 13, 2023
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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June 23rd

National don't smoke weed day. If you smoke weed your a weedtard.
If you smoke weed during june 23rd you like bug oily men.
by Big.oily.men.toes June 23, 2022
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June 5th

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”
by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023
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