July 30th

The most evil women/men are born this day. Yes, these people are extremely attractive and seductive but be aware. They will make it there mission to ruin your life, and leave a permanent scar that even years of therapy can’t save you from.

“I met this new girl she’s crazy hot.”
“when’s her birthday?”
“July 30th, why?”
“bro, run while you can.”

by Runnerrodger November 23, 2021

July 18th

The day a Saint was born.
A Ray of Light,
A Glint of Hope.
A Burning Desire,
The Firestarter.

July 18th is the day I was born.

by danidtrouble August 3, 2022

4th of July

The song that’s broke most teenagers.

Boy : oh it the 4th of July !
Boy2: we all gonna die …
Boy: bro you good ?
Boy2: it the song you dumb

by Ryoswirlix July 2, 2022

July 9th

day to give ur bestie a girl job
also another word for girl job

girl 1: hey girl u want a july 9th tonight
girl 2: wtf
girls 1: its a girl job
girl 2: yes pls

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

the first july 29th

the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3

the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021

july 18

stranger things super fan are born on this day, fav hobby:tik tok, funny, kinda attractive, love finn wolfard and jack dylan grazer!and is the baddest

im da baddest, july 18

by jazminnn November 17, 2019