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Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
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Justin

Justin is an airhead and one of the most annoying people in the world he does not make smart choices cause his brain is very little. He has no friends and is very lonely he got into like 5 fight this school year. His is very smart and kind but very disrespectful sometimes. At least he tried to for the spelling bee. He has a peanut shaped head with a dent in the back of it. But we care a little bit about Justin.
Justin you are very annoying

Justin we seriously care about you
by Peanuthead123 April 16, 2020
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Justin

A jerk who will eat a roommate's left overs in the fridge even though they told him not to. Basically a douche.
Yo my roommate Justin is a total dickweed who ate my last brownie.
by HailToTheDock April 18, 2020
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Justin Hood

the handsomest, sweetest, and most perfect thing in the entire world
"damn is that Justin Hood? hes adorable!!"
by sierathejew April 22, 2020
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Justin

Aye bro did you see Justin the other day

Who’s Justin I just saw dat nigga
by Fuck twelve April 25, 2020
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justin

justin is poor and broke
by blooduno November 8, 2020
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Justin

Junkie ass with broken gaps in teeth lol
justin is ugly and poor. he is usually a simp for a grirl named paige or many other girls he is sexy in some ways though here is a list of how he is sexy

Now that the list is over justin is a very bad junkie :)
by nodadnan November 8, 2020
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