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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
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Jordan

A cute ass boy that I’ll spend the rest of my life with :)))
by peyton.iskewl on snap June 19, 2021
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Jordan

Seems nice and smart but has no idea what he/she is talking about.
Jordan is a real retard
by Minodle May 2, 2019
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Jordan

that gay asian
by EJ The DJ February 28, 2019
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Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
by Deadmememan February 25, 2020
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Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.
Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power
by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021
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jordan gentile

he is a coon jiggaboo that is also a ching chong chink that sits on his ass and plays cod all day the fucking slave. no one wants to be that dirty slave
jordan gentile is in a cage again
by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs November 27, 2022
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