slippery bill

When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.

by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024

BILL

The middle age man who has to start fights because he does not want to look wear to other males. Usullly a upper class entitled man who's never been told no, wears golf clothes, and never respects rules or boundaries because of rights.

"Man, that man just barged in and did not even let that guy move out of the way before he invaded his space."

"Yeah, that's a Bill if I ever seen one; thinking he owns the place because he drives a BMW!"

by Shrek8donkey August 3, 2020

Bill Cosby

Where Someone roofies you, Rapes you and with every thrust, They call you pudding.

Jack Bill Cosby Jill last night.

by Jack and Spades December 28, 2019

Bill Cipher

A one trillion and twelve year old yellow chaos god shaped similarly to a triangle three-sided polygon with three angles and the Eye of Providence, wearing a tophat and shape similar to that of a bow tie, whilst also only sporting one eye, leading to a major lack of depth perception that he doesn't give a damn about. One of Bill's most well known instances is that of a moment in which he sang "We'll Meet Again," while playing a piano with major inaccuracies to the song, with his status as an insane chaos god, it was likely intentional, as he forced the piano to properly play the song.

"For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a universe to call my own. Name's Bill Cipher!"

by NotARealTriangle August 23, 2024

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023

bille

A sophisticated term to refer to a male or female human's back side.

Guy 1: sup bro hows it going
Guy 2: bille

by LeafyIsHereBadYoutuber January 26, 2019

Bill

That one guy that's so funny you can get a gut infection from laughing so hard. Or you could get a gut infection because Bill stabbed you. Bill could be the best, funniest, most wonderful person you've ever met, or the next Ted Bundy. Either way, Bill is a nice guy.

1: do you wanna go to Bill's house
2: whos Bill
1: *checks urban dictionary* *shows this definition to "2"*
2: ohk :)

by fartblaster600 May 31, 2023