mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't noticed if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by justWantedToWriteSmDumbNotThis September 19, 2021

Indian Mud Rape

There is no explanation. You’re either HUNGRY or you aren’t.

Brodie let’s go indian mud rape your boss

by XDarkApissX October 23, 2025

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShiit September 19, 2021

Mud Roast

Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.

Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.

by Schmatrick May 30, 2025

Mud Blood

Half Breed child with a Mud Shark mother and black father (usually out of the picture)

Look at all the mud bloods at the park today.

by Fastcracka April 5, 2025

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012