Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022

Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013

Mud McClurski

The act of shoving another person's face into the mud. This is usually done as a surprise.

I've, checked your schedule to make sure you are free. It's a perfect chance to get a Mud McClurski from me.

by Eddie Steve March 14, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t even know if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters” - ayydubs

by ayydubs (fake) September 23, 2021

Mud Wasp

Mudshark, but even worse.

That woman likes to have sex with black men. She must a mud wasp.

by Johnny_The_hater April 30, 2022

Mud cricket

Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots

A male that loves trucks mud cricket

by Joelost May 8, 2020

mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound

I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021