Sometimes in life you get a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe. It makes you feel safe, and content, it brings you ease. You know that this is meant to be. You have found it. The stars have aligned, everything around you sudddenly makes sense. You have found the mud room feeling.
by mls7 September 3, 2019

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.
by ledankestmemes December 26, 2019

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.
"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."
by JRMAD June 19, 2014
