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June

June is a sweet girlfriend

Will spoil you

Very short and moody at times she is very out going but also moody half the time if you date a girl called june she will probably buy you lots of things and treat you good. She probably cry’s a lot and over small things
Kayla: did you see June? She’s such a cry baby
by Ella_kyrac November 17, 2021
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June 5th

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”
by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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June 3

Also know as my birthday! I’m super excited because it’s coming up soon! A lot of my friends and family did forget my birthday tho…It’s ok! I guess…
Hey guys what day is it today?”
It’s Tuesday June 3”
“What are you guys saying?! It’s her birthday!”
:(
by JustARandomPersom April 23, 2025
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June 12th

National Disc Golfing day. Take ur lady out and love in nature.
“It’s June 12th, let’s go disc golfing and love in nature!”
by cakebaby02 June 12, 2022
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30th June

What do you mean there's no ghee! It's liver king appreciation day on 30th June
by Liver chef June 30, 2022
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24 June

A day to send with you partner. It's a free for all anything goes just have fun. Definitely that dirty fun.
So can we try something new in bed? It is the 24 June.
by Junebby June 11, 2022
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