humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

Humanity

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record

The future of humanity

by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019

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by Ezcemaja March 08, 2025

Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958

“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat

by Davecookie March 02, 2021

Accessory Human

A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.

Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?

by Yaminoyori April 22, 2023