Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍
Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
by Almightyeg November 21, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan costi is a sexy fucker that loves a special girl that begains with A and ends with R he will spend the rest of his life with her
by The sexy man that knows everyt January 30, 2017
Get the ethan costimug. someone who tells little girls that they make him horny, and wanks off to everything. i would run before its too late, except he might make you love him, in which he will then friend-zone you and un-add you.
Aoife- Charlotte, Ethan just unadded me and straight after his favourite son came on (self control- frank ocean)
Charlotte- its fine he was old, horny and bold anyways.
Charlotte- its fine he was old, horny and bold anyways.
by tspmosmiclfr March 24, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a funny guy
by Ben000010101019101019 June 27, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
by Tz13-onSpecialClass August 19, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
Get the Ethanmug.