Drunk G

A man or woman that can chug, lift, & conquer the world.

I want to be just like Drunk G when i grow up!

by Drunk Gorilla February 13, 2023

Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.

Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!

by mcuicchi May 23, 2008

Thanksgiving Drunk

The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.

Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.

by Dr. Poop McButt November 25, 2021

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

Drunk

When Ashely is lit and naked

White girl drinks and gets naked so drunk

by Kbmn January 2, 2018

Drunk Ambiguity

That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.

"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."

by Suburban White Boy September 14, 2013