drunk happy

Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.

Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!

by Matt Bannerman September 11, 2007

drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.

"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."

by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016

Double Drunk

Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed

Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days

Twitter profile who loves show some love for larents fucking at dallas and airport to be honest we enjoy it twarrie hate her and larries love her

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days always staring off dallas conversation she likes harry's mouth sucking louis's dick

by Creativebrain October 26, 2020

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018