Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...

Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.

by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Cracker

Cracker is a word to describe white people. Its a racial slur. Calling a white person a cracker is equal to calling a black person a nigger

Person 1 - “STHU U FUCKING CRACKER”
Person 2 - “calm doen jamal, im only half white 🙄

by Mr.Oofed November 8, 2020

Side cracker

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low

Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?

Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.

by Xolu December 24, 2023

cracker

not a slur

ur a cracker white boy

by faxed September 20, 2021

Cracker

Racial Slang for a poor white person.

Person 1: Wow! Look at this Cracker here.

Person 2: RACIST PERSON!

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 29, 2022

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021