Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
 Get the Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshitmug.
Get the Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshitmug. From the Batman the Animated Series episode ‘Robin’s Reckoning’: ‘All right, scum bucket, it's you, me, and thirty stories. You're gonna tell me exactly what I want to know.’
by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023
 Get the Scum Bucketmug.
Get the Scum Bucketmug. by bucketo March 7, 2023
 Get the bucketismmug.
Get the bucketismmug. Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
 Get the Orion Shit Bucketmug.
Get the Orion Shit Bucketmug. "I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025
 Get the Turd Bucket Challengemug.
Get the Turd Bucket Challengemug. by LK_HOLIC  September 3, 2021
 Get the Slush Bucketmug.
Get the Slush Bucketmug. An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
 Get the Bucket Excusemug.
Get the Bucket Excusemug.