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baby mushroom

a term used to describe a very small penis.
"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"
by Tifany December 9, 2007
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yeast baby

A Baby Who Is Born From A Mother Who Eats Yeast Straight From The Packet Which Causes Her To Become Pregnant
Jenn Was Born A Yeast Baby
by Jake Fantastic January 14, 2008
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skinless baby

- an infant lacking skin
- Term used in bed to describe a circumsized, below average penis.
- "Hey Jack, look at that skinless baby over there"
- "Yes! Yes! put that skinless baby in me!"
by christiano2324 December 12, 2009
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Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes
Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit
by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019
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Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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Baby Gravy

Bob:I wanted gravy on my turkey, not your baby gravy.
Todd: Sorry, force of habit.
by IdidITWITHYOURMOM November 14, 2011
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