Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.

Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you

by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025

jew drop

when a jew (usually sminted) does a big poo, and it drops (and plops) in the toilet

christ, can you smell that jew drop that katie just unloaded?

by NoWapsFetty May 25, 2022

Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

fuck that Jew Retard Textbook Dictionary

by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.

Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."

by bahnum12 January 11, 2024

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 16, 2023

Burnt jew

Like Mac and cheese but better

Hey man this .Mac and cheese is like a burnt jew

by Big monkey spit September 11, 2020