drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

plano drunk

being drunk for a minimal of 48 hours with periods of blacking out involved

"Bro, everybody's back in plano this weekend. What are we doing?"
"Getting plano drunk of course"

by pickaxe grub February 16, 2014

Drunk Prestige

The act of getting drunk and playing any of the Call of Duty franchise games, subsequently prestiging after two or three seemingly good games whilst under the influence of alcohol thereby going back to the lowest level in the game, at the cost of all your weapons all for a simple rank upgrade.

Person A-"Dude, I got slammed last night on rum and drunk prestige in BO2"

Person B-"C`mon man, don't you know that crap is just to keep your playing and ignoring the lack of end-game?"

Person A-"It's working."

by Solid Derp Factor February 28, 2014

Drunk

To be really unconscious and unable to speak by the act if drinking intoxicated beverages ;slurs and may blubber; if you have never been drunk you are either: 1)not socially active or 2) have a really good liver

bars drinkingunderage drinkingbeverages drunk

by jellybear09 March 14, 2014

tiger drunk

Casual guy who normally doesn't drink, but give him a few shots and he's the life of the party. He transforms into a dance machine, swagg surfing, fist pumping, single cup beer pong champ, and just became the most interesting man in the world.

Every now and then you have to unleash the tiger in you. tiger drunk.

by kaechilla March 24, 2014

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.

Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014