William/willie

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!
by Lebwnsitsbaka February 08, 2019
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willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".
Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
by Willy wisher March 24, 2017
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Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
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Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 09, 2023
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Willie “Da Wyze” Guy

Most Infamous YouTube stalker in his own mind. Has the most successful rate at being a fake Crypt Gang Leader in his own mind and loves to flex on his DUI charge with other creators.
Me : Who did you Meet today?

You: Willie “Da Wyze” Guy
Me : ERASE ALL OF YOUR LIFES EXISTENCE.
by Da CryBaby August 05, 2022
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ice pick willy

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy
by 2gangster4u December 06, 2022
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Willy's willy

A Willy's willy is a small stick in Willy's pants. He is commonly known as lilleluren and is known for a life without pussy.
Oh no Willy's willy is lies and tosses!
by MoeyFan1 November 24, 2022
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