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wood

a blunt that was rolled using a backwood
dude1: pass the wood
dude2: gotchu bro
by astro76 August 16, 2024
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Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"
A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"
by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023
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Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010
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pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.
Life is a pathless wood
by Halal_ink November 14, 2019
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k-wood

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??
by favivi May 4, 2022
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wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items
That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous
by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 11, 2014
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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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