half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

half-co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Uncle

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.

He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"

by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

by Squawkinator July 30, 2024

Uncle Jeffery

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.

I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025

Uncle Trappy

That creepy male relative that always corners you at family functions and wont let you leave.

Man that dude is always trying to get me down the basement, he's Uncle Trappy for sure!

by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025

Weiner Uncle

When an uncle drinks out of his niece's cup after she gave her boyfriend a blowjob. The uncle is now the niece's Weiner Uncle.

Uncle Ned accidentally drank out of Hannah's cup shortly after she gave her boyfriend Bill a blowjob making him Hannah's weiner uncle.

by RodFisher23 April 11, 2025

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025