The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
Get the The Turtle club mug.a metaphor for a dude with an exoskeleton that provides said dude with the illusion of invulnerability. Said Dude is also sometimes said to be endowed with a long turtle-neck, which causes him to move a bit slower and with relatively more confidence than other dudes.
Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly
Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly
"turtle and/or turtling"
by dilenja November 12, 2006
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by Genny&Manlisso January 24, 2007
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Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".
Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
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by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003
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