When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022

by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019

by Bella The Bomb November 22, 2019

by Paullagan September 11, 2024

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.
by Otistube1 May 25, 2025

by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018
