Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Turkey chaser

A honry femboy male man who tends to only get into a relationships with pregnant women but the relations go nowhere so he continues to date women who currently have a turkey in the oven

Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?

Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.

Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up their rides with all types of holiday gear and deploys drops across LA County.

Yo FFX called me and they are fucked, call the Turkey Train!!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

Turkey

Turkey is a country located in the europe and asia Turkey's neighbors are Azerbaijan, Greece, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Bulgaria, Georgia and Armenia Turkey's surface area is 783,562 km² and Turkey's population is 84.34 million Turkish people are shy, kind, helpfull some times angry.

Turkish guy: Do you like Turkey
Tourist: Ye si like eating it!
Turkish guy: Bruh it is my country Turkey!

by Hayrettin November 23, 2021