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Bake the turkey

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014
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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.
John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.
by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018
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Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation
"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
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Turkey Tailing

When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
I was sore asf after my turkey tailing session with my buddy last night
by Real pop March 3, 2025
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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
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Turkey

turkey refers to someone having a large behind/buttocks, this originated from the state of Minnesota from a small high school named (Hiawatha).
“Damn she got a turkey
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.
by WORD_GOONER April 23, 2025
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