Tom

Tom is the best at mario kart.

Especially when he love the runs and the tableau

"Omg i'm such a tom at mariokart"
"Yeah ur good."

by Beatompaojudy July 6, 2019

Tom

Usually a fat cunt who enjoys to eat! He is tall and gay. He likes it up the ass and in the mouth.

Your such a Tom!

by Dan95321 November 1, 2019

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom

retard.

"Oh look at that retard over there!"
"Do you mean Tom?"

by Maesterrr November 22, 2021

Tom fhejihdgfh

hes got a choppa

Tom fhejihdgfh has a choppa

by Tom fhejihdgfh January 20, 2023