I hope you stub your big toe

used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6
Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then
by one baked cunt September 19, 2019
Get the I hope you stub your big toe mug.
the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE
by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022
Get the GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE mug.

I crash my camel toe bridge

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
by Canariburger November 27, 2013
Get the I crash my camel toe bridge mug.

1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe

Something you say when you spot a camel toe, usually said by a group of lads. It is funnier and has more effect than saying just camel toe
Lad A) 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe
Lad B) Where :O
Lad A) There !
Lad B) Lol
by The Camels Toe April 18, 2009
Get the 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe mug.
The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
Get the Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes mug.
The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"
by mad dog123 March 26, 2007
Get the Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper mug.